Dear public journal,
I am Godzilla's brother! Today, he gave a gift- he taught me how to breathe fire!
But anyways. I just finished exams in Piffle World- I mean Jamestown. I got a 34%!
Best mark yet! I hope to maybe, just maybe, get a 40% next year. But for now, I'll
stick to making bad jokes and turning them into error messages! Have a nice day,
diary! I have to 'bounce'(I'm a gangsta now!)